The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

a staggering amount of pornigraphic material says that would not sell jack

i was just looking at this picture in the taipan thread about porn addiction
im like shit i got that average beat by double.

 

what to write about. hmmmmm

death, life, sex, perversions, happy, sad, evil, saints, and well.... shit ill end up with the bible

 

First of all spellcheck is your best friend, but in your case I suspect it will either drive you nuts or quite possibly you will cause serious harm to your MSWord program.

But yeah, go for it. You'll be surprised how difficult it is to create a coherent story, but the payoff is incredible if you do.

That's more like a diary, which could make for an intersting novel if done properly. Hmmm :33:

 

No pic. :-/

Add a detective and you got a solid best seller.

 

it drives me nuts becouse i spell words the way they sound
so if i write and use spell check i sometimes get the wrong word.

one time i sent a fax out to a new costumer saying we designed building located all around phoenix but spell check nailed me and i had buildings lactating all around phoenix.
they were not amused

that i think is the hard part isnt it. getting the story to follow along so it ends up where you want it. its hard to have her getting her pussy eaten in the sand on a private beach by two sisters when you forgot to get her out of the jacuzzi isnt it.

a fiction diary. i like it.

yea its not worth sorting it was the addited to porn poster
i am but its my wifes fault.

and you know i think you may be right.

i wonder how old gum shoe stories sell these days.

 

My kind of Laker Girl....



Just plain sexy...

 

what a great pair thanks

 

Yes. And in a way that makes sense.

Most of the biggest bestsellers are mysteries or crime fiction.

 

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO ME!!!!!!!!

 

so if i can write a great who done it. and make it so it actually makes sense at the end in place of just wrapping up odds and ends and sayiing there!
it would be good. hmmmm.
without any demons or magic,
or porn. but i like the porn part so i need to leave some of that in.

is it not the most frustrating thing when you see your "spelled correct" options and you think, its not even like those words at all. fuck!

 

They were deleted from the filehosts unfortunately. The second one - Jenny McClain - is a fave of mine too. Bummer.

 

I know!!!!!! it's so annoying.

 

So write a mystery around the porn biz. Title it "The Fluff Job" or "In Too Deep" or "What Happened to Dick Kizinya?"

 

jack we should write childrens gum shoe books
like the Hardy's boys and Nancy drew, but we could make them incestuous cousins and Nancy could keep getting romantically involved with all the girl suspects so it always ends up and she says "and i ate your pussy too!"
thoguhts?

 

hmmm
now i think that would be harder to do in a hardy's boys nance drew type theme but then agian. i can see it working,

so you two are cousins then?

yes he is my ants beths son.

then why are you here, to make a movie

oh cause we like to fuck each other.

great comon in.

 

Yes nothing like pornographic bedtime stories.

 

you make it sound so pedo!

but ah..... i suppose i see your point,
hmmm now what. im stumped.

 

Sci-fi porn would seem like an untapped market.

 

Aliens coming in and trying to anally rape us of and the world divided between those that have been anally raped and are now traumatized zombies forever seeking consoling...which they never get...and those scruffy bands of rebels that have yet not been rapped and are constantly running for their lives trying to save their asses.