The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I think she might...but on the plus side if she beats you up you can then go seek sympathy from the girl and play that card.

 

your doing the same as them your just playing using life light,
its like real life without all the spiritual options to use as tools.
i tend to think they may not be based in reality, but they do have that "please help me" card they can use when shit starts to go down. now, the funny part is they got into the shit in the first place.

my religion is a lot like my crank really
it makes me feel really good when i use it.
and
i dont take it out and wave it all over in public
except apparently here.

i have not tied them.
are they from taco hell?

 

My advice to you is to find a guy to hang out with, someone more handsome and viril who will attract all the pussy and therefore lessen your chance of getting into trouble and doing something you'll later regret.

In other words, just hang in there til the project is done and then you can go back home again for good. Or at least until the next time.

 

That is exceptional!

No. Gorditas are like overstuffed pocket sandwiches, though made with bread and not pitas. They're very good. Find an actual Mexican place and they'll likely have 'em on the menu.

 

this is exactly what were talking about here, now if i was a good man, this would not be an issue, but if my wife was a better wife it wouldnt as well. so is it the devil tempting me, is it god putting me here becouse he wants me to be with the other, is it my wife not getting with it, or is it just me wanting so much to play around with someone new?

lets redo that

is it
a) gods will that i get my crank sucked
b) my wifes fault becouse she wont suck it
c) the devil trying to persuade me to get sucked
d) completely my doing, becouse i want my crank sucked

please chose your answer.

 

finding someone better looking than me would not be remotely difficult.
honestly i have no idea why she is even flirting with me, other than she knows im married and cant (or at least aint supposed to) pull the trigger.
i have to admitt, its been very fun. nice to feel wanted to some degree.

 

thank you.

ill try but im in toledo, they put ground beef in a tortilla and pour beef gravy on it.
its just wrong scribe. brings a tear to my eye

 

i keep looking at it wondering what makes it so enjoyable,

do you know any programmers, i want to create a little animated guy that goes from farm to farm just laying it to wast, i mean burn the barn, the crops, everything, so when they log on its just scorched earth

yes i want that very much, make it so
my little guy needs a name now.

what shall we call him.
he shall have an army so if people are on line, they will see me ride in and lay there farm to waste and move on.

 

five deep again
fuck it farmville here i come

 

I doubt you can do that.

 

tell me that would not be great


this just in at cnn headquarters
it appears there is a ghost riding menus on facebook this morning, a group of individuals calling themselves the grims spam army is going from fb farm to fb farm laying there digital crops and building to waste, the president is scheduled to speak on a possible solution at 1pm, we will have this press conference live here. and in other news .....

 

We'd probably end up arrested, locked up and raped.

 

oh good i would finally get to have sex
when can we start?

 

Well first we need to get a programmer.

 

yea, ill check the abby, be right back,

 

Excellent.

 

ok im back, i have one singer, one dood that is sort of retarded and unemployed, one girl that has been at McDonald for over three years and a pharmacist in training. no programmers
you?

 

I found a granola bar. :-|

 

can it program..


know what, ill bet scribe can help, ill bet there are a lot of programers that went to vegas to win a shit load of cash and managed to gamble every dime they have away and would be willing to write a quick script for bus fair.

lets see.. SCRIBE? can you help us

im also going to pray for a programmer, i dont think that will work, but it will give me something to do while i wait for scribe, and make me feel like im being productive.

 

I'll join you in praying...just let me finish eating this granola bar.