The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

coons locked an loaded SIR !

attaching LARS rockets to all acce forest creatures.

 

Excellent, excellent....now if all goes to plan our victory is all but sured.

 

ok im in
who do i kill

now were talking.

question,
how can you kill women and children
answer
they are slower so you dont lead as far

 

I know. Most electric cars have the styling of a deformed jellybean. No wonder no one wants to drive one.

With what, a straw? :33:

 

Excellent....that Biscuit fellow there has fallen dead.....get his shoes and take his place.

 

Ummm.... Speak for yourself.

 

ok doky
mind if i use him for a bench and sort of sit on em?

 

Of course, of course....the carcass is there.....it would be shameful not to use it.

 

he is lumpy

 

Yes..um...he was that sort of fellow.


But we don't judge here, we are here to do a job, we do it and move on...if during this time one man humps another man's dead body...we do not talk of it later.

 

Try using him for cover then. You can steady your rifle on his mostly intact chest cavity.

 

Now gentlemen...the time has come upon us to attack...I understand if some of you are fearful at this time...but the only advice I have for you is; stop it.

This task is the most important thing your life, you will treat it as such, now.....take your positions.

 

INCOMING!

 

Excellent suggestion.....yes Grims, do exactly that....but quickly now...quickly...it has nearly begun.

 

i checked there was an 'L' on the front of that word.

i rolled him over and opened his mouth
now my rifle is resting in it perfectly, but his ears are dirty and i think all the poop oozed out. cause that happens you know

 

Dear god man I thought you were dead.....well your little prank has lost you your shoes....continue on with your prior orders.

 

what are we killing for
is it something of quality like pop tarts en stuff.

 

FRAG OUT!

 

We do not question the chain of command, we do what we are told and know that it is what has to be done.

 

COVERING FIRE !!!!