The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

we have something expensive.... oh shit my jeep!
dammit ill bet your right.

funny you say that i sat down and thought. fuck you all, ive been sandbagging it, watch me now mother fuckers.
i do not like to be told to slow down. i even see there point, but its a personal thing with me. im fast and accurate, and they are milking it.

my favorate is to use words that dont really work but they sound like the do so well that you assume there right. ive only got to do it a rare few times, but its neat.
i hate spelling like the word probably, ii will restructure a sentence if i have to write that. i do that often i come up with a thought, then i have to rethink it with words i know how to spell

 

a guy named "lovepump" just spurted this into the picture forum

 

lovepump

Q: can you repeat the word

lovepump

Q: origin please

hustler

Q: can you use it in a sentence

he stiffed in an erect position as his lovepump filled her up

LOVEPUMP

L....O......V......E.......P.........U......M..........P

LOVEPUMP

that is correct.
please have a seat

 

Hell, I was only joking. I hope I'm wrong and she just misses her grim pookey bear.

Go get 'em tiger!

I toss around ten dollar words like they were nickels around here, and occasionally I'll think back on a post and realize I used one incorrectly. So far no one's called me on it though.

 

thats becouse half of these guys only read the first four words and are allready thinking of htere response and then by the time the hit the big word it only works as a read bump for them to have to skip over and get around.

i think that arguing on this forum has proven one thing to me, some people can come off very smart when the topic is miley cyrus tits. but not so good when it comes to framing a discussion around a single point, making your point and then summing it up the entire time keeping it relevant to the topic at han....
wait i just did what im saying didnt i

see what i mean

 

I like that: read bump

I always feel a little touch of a pride when someone says to me, hey, I had to look that word up to understand what you were saying, and it was worth it!

Like the quote under my sig? It was just a randome thought I meant to post in here, but because I was on my phone and the browser has a mind of it's own sometimes, I wound up inadvertantly posting it in the Joke thread, which led to this in my pm inbox...

 

LOL that is funny as hell. i think his reply could be more funny than the line

how is it posting on your phone, i hate my ipod i argue with it non stop.

 

wonder what happened to my sig
must have got hacked and someone took it. huh?

 

im listening to the 9th agian
not that i dont love the stuff you sent mind you i do. but i just love the bippity boppity sound of this.

funny how music is so good it can be so very old and still that good.

 

its like he took bippity boppity to a whole new level here.

 

It works fine for the most part. Just got to get used to its eccentricities and I'm good to go.

Image host went down maybe. Who was the host?

Beethoven was a genius, no getting around it.

 

Nice pussy:

 

the ipod has a mind of its own the touch screen will sometimes glide down the page like i want and other times it will think. "oh you want to view that sig full size then and here is a pop up to boot" ive found myself at McDonald saying "Jesus Christ, i hate you!" and that oddly gets stares from the other patrons
i have no choice but to follow up with. "but i shall follow your commands and live life as a celibate monk'"

i dont remember, we go through them in the place like toast. i think it was image fuck wit bam sack her junk er something like that. how the fuck knows. i dont really like sigs anyway. i liked my black card, but it got old.

you know whats odd. Beethoven has a few tunes i really like, but i dont really get into to many other composers. i listen and very few get my attention its just back ground for me. but some of his stuff has me bouncing around.

i wonder if a rapper has ever sampled his stuff. im sure in some carnation its been done

ive been listening to my endless supply of bluegrass tunes at work, im almost so sick of flatts and scrugss that ill never have to listen again.

listened to that emerson tune twice again, i really like that. i may have to pull down there discography. want the links if i find em?

 

here is a question ive never thought of before.
how wrong would you go to fuck her.

if she was next door and you were married - would you?
if she was drunk and passed out - would you?
if she was a daughter of a close friend - would you?
if she was the daughter of your boss - would you?
if she was your niece - would you?
if she was 1000 dollars for around the world with no questions and no condoms - Would you?

im saying yes to all but the 1k deal, im a bit short this week and never pay for sex anyway.

 

lovepump style

 

I'm outta here for now grims, take care bro.

 

have a good night scribe
alway a pleasure.


lovepump style anyways.

 

Didn't want to leave you hanging, so:

My phone seems to have its own notions about how the space/time contiuum works, and like you I often find myself cursing it in public. Unlike you I don't care what bystanders think. To be fair it should be noted that you're chatting with a guy who's wearing a t-shirt that reads 'fuck you you fucking fuck.' So feel free to draw your own conclusions abouut my attitude towards onlookers in general.

Try listening to Aaron Copeland, I think you'd like his stuff.

I have ELP's entire collection.

I'd fuck that blonde in a heartbeat no matter what the cost.


Suprised Jack ain't around. :33:

 

im sitting here in my cell, the lamp pearsing the darkness only to who my keyboard, the cold drifting in from places i cant see. giggling. no laughing, out loud at this remark. bouncing in my seat and laughing and ive no idea why
i think it has to do with the though of you thinking to yourself,
"dont like my fuck you shirt - well fuck you then"

thank you.

i am off to sleep i have a full day of work then at 5pm i start my 4 hour race for home. and when i get there i will find my jeep leaning to one side, a tree branch tied to where the wheel used to be as a spare to get it home and my wife nervously waving from the door. "ah hi honey... um little something you should know.... "

ill pull that stuff down when i get moment scribe thanks and i remember now you told you you had it, i forgot

have a great night a better weekend, stay safe and
no

no you would not do what ever it took to have her. becouse you've never come across someone with my imagination before. let me think on it and ill post it tomorrow at breakfast. you can then judge if you will do what is written to have her. remember, just saying yes for the sake of it is just not sporting so lets keep this quite real if you would sir

night.

 

and thank you for not letting me hang. i hate being well hung.