The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'm not as young as I used to be

 

Stop using that smiley!!

You were young once?

 

Well, fuck it. I'm still here and I guess now I have to go through the boring bitchy meeting as well. :neutral:

 

Think of evil babies and dying Australians riding kangaroos and Victorian tea sets.

 

I'll try.

All I can think of at the moment are crunchy peanut butter sandwiches.

 

A long time ago...on a continent far far away...


(that's probably my first science fiction reference ever :-|)

 

I don't like peanut butter. :-|

 

I do. I want to roll you in peanut butter and lick you clean!

 

And get off my lawn you damn kids And don't think for a minute that I don't know whay you are up to ain32: trying to keep me talking

 

And wouldn't it be funny if he was allergic

 

allergic to peanut butter or yay?

morning btw :hi:

 

and... I effectively killed the conversation here. :sad2:

Which is alright, since I'm going to bed.

 

food have been eaten... it was yummy!

 

let me then be here to see nae but to experience you
for tis only I
the crow.
does they beast care to share its dreams with me?

 

Ewwww. :yuck:

 

​

Pirates
Words by Pete Sinfield​

Who'll make his mark? the captain cried,
To the devil drink a toast!
We'll glut the hold, with cups of gold
and we'll feed the sea with ghosts.
I see your hunger for a fortune
could be better served beneath my flag.
If you've the stomach for a broadside,
come aboard my pretty boys!
I will take you and make you
everything you've ever dreamed.​

Make fast the guns! Tonight we sail
when the high tide floods the bay.
Cut free the lines and square the yards,
get the black flag stowed away.
The Turk the Arab and the Spaniard
will soon have pennies on their eyes.
And any other laden fancy
we will take her by surprise!
I will take you and make you
everything you've ever dreamed​

Six days off the cuban coast
when a sail ahead they spied.
A galleon of the treasure fleet,
the mizzen lookout cried.
Closer to the wind my boys!
The mad eyed captain roared.
For every man that's alive tonight
will be hauling gold aboard.​

Spare us! the galleon begged,
but mercy's face had fled.
Blood ran from the screaming souls
the cutlass harvested.
Driven to the quarter deck
the last survivor fell.
She's ours my boys! The captain grinned,
And no one left to tell!​

The captain rose from a silk divan
with a pistol in his fist.
And shot the lock from an iron box,
and a blood red ruby kissed.
I give you jewelry of turquoise,
A crucifix of solid gold.
One hundred thousand silver pieces!
It is just as I foretold.
You, you see there, before you,
everything you've ever dreamed.​

Anchored in an indigo moonlit bay.
Gold eyed 'round fires the sea thieves lay.
Morning, white shells and a pipe of clay.
As the wind hid their footprints,
they were far, far away​

Our sails swell full as we brave all seas.
On a westward wind, to live as we please.
With the wicked wild eyed woman,
Of portobello town
Where we've been told that a purse of gold
buys any man a crown!
They will serve you, and cloth you, exchange your rags
For the velvet coats of kings!​

Who'll drink a toast with me?
I give you liberty!
This town is ours - tonight!​

Landlord, wine!
And make it the finest!
Make it a cup for a sea dogs thirst.
Two long years of bones and beaches,
fever and leaches did their worst.
So fill the night with paradise!
Bring me peach and peacock
'till I burst!​

Oh, but first!
I want a soft touch,
in the right place
I want to feel like a king tonight.
Ten on the black, to beat the frenchman.
Back you dogs give them room to turn.
Now open wide sweet heavens gate,
tonight we're gonna see if heaven burns.
Ooooo, see how she burns! Oh, she burns!​

I want an angel on a gold chain,
and I'll ride her to the stars!
It's the last time, for a long, long time.
Come the daybreak we embark.​

On the flood of the morning tide
once more the ocean cried!​

This company will return one day.
Though we feel your tears,
it's the price we pay.
For there's prizes to be taken,
and glory to be found.
Cut free the chains.
Make fast your souls.
We are El Dorado bound!​

I will take you for always, forever, together!
Until hell calls our names​

Who'll drink a toast with me?
To the devil and the deep blue sea!
Gold drives a man to dream.​

Original Song by Emerson, Lake & Palmer: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z9OJYXG4​

 

Not bad.

 

Hi Jack

 

Did you listen to it? That song is ripe for a cool video, but they seldom made music videos back in the 70's when it was released.