The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Hi bama, hi chupy! :hi:


I gotta go now.


BBL!

 

Catch ya later Scribe, be good!

 

Hi Bama.

 

bama left too Jack, didn't even acknowledge your hello. Fuckin' rude if you ask me. :x

 

No, I think I was late in responding.

 

I don't think I can hotlink that.....just go here :

http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/funny-...oke-Tabby-Tote-domestic-animals-humor-pic.htm

 

That is sick!

 

I know.

 

so i went to lunch saturday with a friend of my wife
she is an attractive 40 something woman with a nice laugh
as often happens the conversation came about to white lightning. (moonshine whiskey)
i told her i wanted to make it at least once
she told me she loved the stuff and then explained she never seemed to be drunk on the stuff
then she stopped. "oh wait" she said. "last time i drank that was when i had that threesome with my friend and the guy from the bar"

it was a fun lunch

 

Did she really say that?

 

yes she said it was the time she had sex with a guy from a bar, in her hotel room. i asked if anybody else was there and she said yes her friend (a girl i had met with her the last time we went to lunch, i had no idea then). then i asked a very simple question.
"how many people had orgasms in that room that night?"
she answered "3"
"and how many people had orgasms from you?"
"2"
"and how many people came in your mouth?"
with a naughty giggle "2"
"you know thats hot right?"
"yea but i was not drunk!"
"ok i believe you."

so she won the argument anyway

 

My dearly departed friend made some of the best shine you'd ever want to taste. Smooooooth shit. Serious punch. I bet your wife's friend was telling the truth. Shit makes you do stuff you'd never even consider. I love shine.

 

How could she lose?

 

i cant say as ive ever had it.
but i want so bad to make some for myself
and i think she was telling the truth
i can sort of tell by the way she was saying it.
she seems an honest person.

i didnt want the lunch to end.
but it did. then i went to the museum and tried like hell to concentrate on art
the entire time thinking of what she had said.

 

i think we both won that afternoon.

 

You should've gone to a bar instead.

I'd say you're right.

 

oh that reminds me the sink drain in the wash room was finally unclogged so i got to shave for the fist time in about 5 days
very nice. almost looked like a furball.

 

we were at a bar, i was drinking a beer and she drank two moheetos
or however you spell that fucking drink