The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

lol !!! fucking rough neck !!!!!! Towles are for fags !!! Not men !!!

 

by boobslapping mommies boys

 

Normally i'd agree but after that unfortunate auto erotic asphyxiation accident......

 

thats hott .... poppers ?????

 

Have To Gear Up Game On.... CHEERS !!!

HOCKEY RULES !!!!

 

LV its getting late too

 

well its raining in my cell. the balcony over my room is not water tight, so water is dripping in, its not over my bed, but is just next to it, so about half of my tiny cell is now part of an indoor arctic rain forest
i spoke with the minister about the water, he assured me it would be sorted in the spring. monks are very patient people you know.

 

Yes, I've heard that about them.

 

im sort of pissed about it

 

I certainly would be.

 

im off to the museum in a while, about two or so hours. i think ill make a thread about it
should be sort of fun.
or not. either way its going to happen

 

You should, I think a few people might be interested in that.

 

were did ya go
did my hillbilly music make you flee for the hills of india?
i can picture you now, laptop under one arm and a sack of food under the other. trying hard to hail a cab as they swerve to miss you or the ox in the street, you cant tell exactly but your sure they think the ox is with you, and they have no intention of trying to fit that in they're little cab. "Wiait!" you yell in your comfertable 'welcome to my house would you like some tea' tone "I must have a ride, the Ox is not with me!" pushing it away, it does not budge "I need to run away now!"
they swerve and speed off.
One finally stops just meters in front of you, he is waving now, you see his bare arm motioning to you... excited you pick up your over sized suitcase and organize your things as you hurry toward him. He is a dirty man with a big smile that only serves to accent his missing teeth. as you approach you see he is not wearing a shirt, nothing to abnormal, its hot, but to your horror hes not wearing anything, He is frantically motioning now, his bare ass bouncing in the plastic covered seat, his penis waving to you with the rhythm his voice loud and gravely yelling to you "get in.. get in... " in a heavy dialect indicating he is from deep in the desert area. You compromise and throw your bag in his trunk, move swiftly to the door and plop into the back seat ass first. Just as you settle and bark your order, "To the hills please, keep going till you see no one!" you feel a touch on your leg. you close your eyes, you recognize the smell, cat urine. "fuck!"

 

never take a shit while thinking of star treck dialog
its goes poorly

CK: spock, what have you got
SP:..(wearing faggoty ears) captain the ship is extracting a foreign object of unknown dimension
CK: what is it?
SP: its unknown to us but it smells poor
ship begins to shake
Scotty: Capitan, its stuck we cunt poosh it any harder
CK: Use full thrust power
SP: Logically it seems its larger than the hole it trying to go through
CK: Scotty can you divert power from the warp engine
Scotty: I can captain but it could cause a seat shift, and our balls are very close
CK: What are you saying man
Scotty: we could crush a nut if thing go wrong
Doc: Dammit jim were bursting blood vessels down here
CK: Scotty divert all power to the rear thrusters,
CK: (quietly to self) lets hope this holds together
SP: it appears the blockage has passed, the foreign object is now moving freely
CK: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Scotty: It smells like shit down here captain
CK

 

A great picture of phunners doing what they do best ..........

 

what is the name of that painting and who did it

 

It's the "School of Athens" by Raphael.

 

Absolutely!