The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Pay me.

 

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You there...with the vagina.....post something amusing....entertain me!

 

Me?

 

I wonder if Biscuit has fucked himself into a coma. :33:

 

A sentence I thought I'd never have to say:

I'm not a cutter. I just have cats.

 

Who asked?

 

A client who still needs to learn a lot about personal boundaries.

 

A coma is usually indicative of brain trauma and it doesn't take much brains to hump like a teenage male on Cialis, so probably not. If anything he's probably drunk and disoriented on pheromones, the lucky bastard.

 

thats all i needed to hear
marry me?

 

see your assuming a lot here, i know for a fact ive banged her head off the head board at least a few times.
think about it.......

 

i think it would be neat if this forum kerplunked like facebook does when someone posted to a thread i did.
you know that way i dont have to keep coming back to check
and get disappointed at the extreme lack of participation from some...


kerplunk

 

i have never cum like that, in fact,
Ill bet ya 50 bucks you cant make me cum using just your mouth?

 

you would be amazed at how often that first line worked
it was as if i had issued a challenge and they all tried
and oddly every one of them succeeded with relatively little effort.
and went away thinking they were the greatest dick sucker of all time
a win win if i ever heard one

 

ive read this about 6 times now

classic

 

so is the poll at the top going to change or do we have to look at that forever now.

 

did anybody think of that when he.. i mean we dicided to put it up there, i mean did he think... i mean we think well we can do it, but when its done it will be there forever
and if we have a mod remove it it may delet the entire thread, (referance Billy Sastard v WTFazzhole)

 

But what about your head?

 

my point exactly
i was fine.

we need more info. could have been a girl he was with sure,
but what if she was a strapping woman, that could put our man in danger
or dare i say, what if she wasnt...

either way, i think its been clearly established he is laying unconscious
someplace near where he lives
and people that know him, but not well, are milling about and checking to see if he moves or something at least. becouse they are worried he wont wake up.