The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Just heading out for a bit, thought I'd pop by with a quick to whomever is around!

 

I agree with bama.

You're a pretentious toff.

 

He didn't say that....don't put words in his mouth. :28:

 

Oh didn't he? Seemed implied to me.

 

I should whip up a big batch of taquitos since I have the deep frier fired up. Mmmmmmmmmmm......

Genius!

 

It was not....you're just being unsocial like always.....I'm starting to think that there is something seriously wrong with you....you seem to have no passion for goats, you don't enjoy wine, you don't believe in equal rights for strawberries....and I seem to remember that when I was sleeping with Sally you had an issue with that too......I suggest you get yourself checked out sir, your hostile behavior is dampening the joy of this thread. :28:

 

Well. Firstly, as an unamerican I can't possibly expect you to grasp southern subtlety. Not your fault.

Nextly: I enjoy wine, I drink it quite often in fact, I just don't feel it's superior to beer. Who cares?

Tripartately: Strawberries are free to muster all the equality they can trade sexual favors for. I have no issues with strawberries one way or the other. Unless they're put on pizza. That's just fuckin' wrong.

And D: Sally was a rake rolleyes, and goats are.... Well they're goats, you sick fuck. Try sticking to your own species, or sub-species, or genetic equal or whatever lifeforms from your world classify themselves as. :33:

Seriously dude. White coats, butterfly nets, straightjackets. They're out there and they're closing in. Fast.


Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the market.

 

And Jack? I think you should take note of the fact that in the spirit of comraderie and common decency I avoided addressing the whole cabbage/tofu issue. You should thank me for that. You should be eternally grateful in fact.

 

*yawn*

Are you fighting?

 

Fixed the mistake for you.

 

Nah. Just sorting out a little misunderstanding is all. Me and the goat fu- I mean, ahem, the convivial Mr. Tripper are all good. Ain't that right Jack?

 

Your appearances are way too sporadic!! I DISAPPROVE!!

 

He's gone now. I think you hurt his feelings.

 

I wonder how many co-workers/students Biscuit will fuck today. Just curious.

 

He's not Miles. He's too erudite to take me seriously. I think. :33:

 

He's exceptionally slutty, isn't he?

 

He is. And he loves it.

 

Just one today.

 

And proud of it.

 

Okay, roomie should be rolling in any minute. Gonna get her supper fixed up and make a post-supper snack for myself. BBL...