The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

No

 

But mambo is OK? :28:

 

Dance Etiquette
Please follow the Victorian social customs when dancing:

• It is expected a gentleman will dance the Grand March, the first waltz and the last waltz with his lady.

• It is expected all dancers will participate in some dances with other partners.

• A lady must be escorted to and from the dance floor by her dance partner.

• A gentleman will never approach a lady to whom he has not been properly introduced.

• A gentlemen may ask a lady’s escort or any male member of her family for an introduction.

• Any such request for an introduction may be refused.

• A lady may capture a gentleman’s eye through discrete, ladylike gestures with her fan.

• A lady will never engage herself with a gentleman to whom she has not been properly introduced.

• A lady should honor commitments made to gentlemen on the dance card.

• A lady may refuse a gentleman’s request for any dance.

• A gentleman should accept such refusal gracefully.

• Gentlemen should remove their sabers and spurs prior to the first waltz.

• A gentleman should refrain from smoking, spitting, fighting, or using colorful language on the dance floor or any other location in the presence of ladies.

 

*waves her fan*

 

Of course

 

Ah, Miss Boobies, what a pleasant surprise...could I entice you into a dance?

 

My, what a strapping young gentleman you are.... but have we been properly introduced? Forgive me my forgetfulness, it comes with advanced age.

 

I believe Miss Woodhouse introduced us just last week, I remember it will because at the time I noted how dearly you reminded me of my grandmother.

 

I wonder if this is a real picture or Photoshoped :

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1243288345XzXIVHg.jpg

 

*hits Jack with fan*

 

It doesn't look too shopped... maybe they've used some sort of filter or changed the contrast a bit.

 

Why you yeasty wretch!

 

You have insulted me. You will hear from my brother within the next 24 hours.

 

The sky just doesn't look real to me.

 

That's how it looks like here sometimes.

 

This is Victorian England not Soviet Russia.

 

Oh. Well, in that case.... ummm. Your unspeakable rudeness shall make me faint?

 

Really? It never looks like that here.....you should get some pictures.

 

No no no no.....you are suppose to be devastated by my rudeness and walk away....or if your a bit boisterous you can tell me off.

 

:33:
I have a feeling you are getting off on this.