The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Wombats are slow moving creatures that live 90% of their life underground eating roots and leaves and insects

 

Fuck....I knew I should have double checked that before I posted it.

 

I'm on Vodaphone for my Mobile.......lousiest service with massive blackspots but according to them I can't get out of the contract as they are still providing me with a service as loust as it is and only send me an automated text once a month saying that they will be debiting 50 dollars sometime in the next ten days

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

Its all right little buddy try Kookaburras next time as their call sounds like a laugh

 

Here they have it so that stupid companies can send you endless text messages advertising crap.....and to shut them off you have to pay extra.

 

Okay, I'll remember that.

 

The most plentiful birds we have in town are pigeons. Fuck 'em.

 

Charming.....i'm on the Do not call register but still get some from primarily India and Malaysia and the most fun thing to do is to pretend thay you can't hear them so they waste time checking their equipment or act as if its a sex talk line

 

Here too.

 

I get a few calls too......mostly I don't answer but when I answer by accident I just keep really really quiet until they hang up.

 

That there is some creative capitalism I tells ya!

 

Fun fun fun.

 

Its like Telstra (the main carrier) charges people to have a silent number but some bright spark floated the idea of charging people to list their name/address/phone number and if you didn't want it listed there would be no charge (so as to reduce the production costs of phone books) until a lot of people were choosing to opt out essentially getting silent numbers for free

 

Here everywhere, come to that. Fuckin pigeons, there just winged rats. And by law you can't kill 'em. WTF!

 

I see furball managed to get a color change even though he's on sabbatical.

 

Shit. phone is ringing, gotta answer. brb...

 

But what I don't get is its just happened even though I passed 6k probably a fortnight ago

 

Did I tell you we learned a song about the kookaburra in school?

It doesn't happen automatically, someone has to report a due color change to the mods.

 

Phew, what a busy morning. Not much time for spamming.