The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Agreed.

 

Jack, Scribe thinks it's over between us. :cry:

 

Why.


We love each other so much....why just last night we scared off stray raccoons with are amorous humping.

 

Oh yes, that was great! Especially when one of the racoons tried to hump you and you thought it was me being experimental.

 

Yes...um....didn't quite enjoy that....but oh well...such is the dumpster life.

 

Too bad one of them ran away with the 12 inch dildo you gave me for my birthday.

 

Yes, they were unusually organised.....one might also think that the one humping me was doing it as a distraction while the others ran off with your dildo.....I wonder what they are doing with it now.... (see if this was a tv show the scene would probably cut to the woods now, where a group of raccoons are doing each other with the dildo).

 

I picture them sitting around the dildo in a circle and worshipping it as their new god. Or maybe they just use it to prod the dumpster covers off.

 

And 20 generations from now all raccoons from around the world will be worshiping the great Dildo!

 

Dear lord, what have we done?? We started a cult just by being careless with our sex toys. :shock:

 

Oh don't worry.....I'm sure a lot of other religion have started out the same way.

 

My Pepsi bottle is talking to me.

 

True. And there are worse things to worship than a dildo. Plus, a cult such like that might come up with some very interesting rituals!

 

They do that sometimes. Just hit it.

 

Yes.....their prayer sessions will involve sticking it up their.......and one who can stick it up the furtherest is the new leader.

 

I want to join that cult, now that I think about it.

 

.....just opened the door..... worminator say's "What the hell are y'all talking about?"

 

Racoons with dildos. Your thoughts?

 

To be more precise, we are discussing a cult of raccoons that worship a dildo and what this might imply for future raccoon generations.