The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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becouse your drunk

can you help me. seee two posts back

 

I'm not drunk.

I already replied to that.

 

so you did, sorry im very lazy tonight, that back button is so much work.
so you want me to record my private humiliation to make it public humiliation. hmmm. OK

but i really dont think she will yell at me if we can come up with a great plan.

 

Maybe you could blindfold her and tell her you're cooking her dinner and then offer to feed her some "pudding" (which of course will be the hooker's vagina).

 

they why does your mouth taste like beer, do you have a girl you just kissed that is drunk then?

by the way, i have another issue, i was hoping you could help with
earlier today well....
its the squirrels, see there are three of them, and normally they mind to themselves, they never ever mingle, but today, this morning, i saw the three of them in a group, and when they saw me, they ran off and hid TOGETHER.
im a bit unhinged to the entire thing, youve mentioned they mass, could this be a massing?

 

hmmm, thats an interesting idea, then when i pull the blind fold off, she sees it was really vagina and not pudding after all. ill think on that. could be perfect,
ill need a recipe for fish pudding.

 

Mmmmm.... hooker vagina pudding...

 

or fish pudding, same stuff really
well it smells the same, just one has more hair in it.
becouse i dont wear a hair net when i cook

 

Mass? no.....what you're dealing with is a triumvirate....they are plotting against you....my advice is to kill them immediately and bury the bodies facing downwards with a cross taped to their hearts.

 

Well you tell her you want to feed her the entire meal...in bed with her eyes closed.

 

I'm in a good mood tonight

 

ok will do, i have a gun loaded and ready the moment i see them, there are down, im guessing black tape will do or should red tape be used.
red just seems more fitting really

how the fuck did you know about triumvirate? i had to google

 

I'm surprised that you're not more apprehensive of the conversation going on.

 

while she lays on her belly and pay no attention to her food moving and quivering about to the motions of her nibbling.
hmmmm, that just may work.

well give me a minute and I can fix that..

 

Remembered it from Julius Caesar.

 

actually i think he is, lets face it, other than me and you, not a lot of people are going to jump in the middle of surprise lesbian sex and a lethal squirrel massing.

 

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oh right.
that... hmmm
yea, didn't it have a spin off,
hamelton or something?

 

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