The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Did I miss anything?

 

I see you're writing poetry again, bg. Very nice, keep it up!

 

i suck at writing
you know i never listened to jayZ
i really like his stuff




sorry yay, i know you cant watch

 

It really sucks. This happens with 95% of all the youtube vids posted here.

 

I think one of the biggest sins of my CD collection is Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey featuring Jay-Z.

 

yup damn addictive little jingle

 

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

 

Yo, yo.

 

Another one Yay can't watch

 

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

I can't even watch Last Christmas. :sad2:

 

There was a young lady from Brewster
Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don't smell like it used ter.

 

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

 

One of them are broken mirrors?

 

try this yay.

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Jay-Z:99+Problems:28594:m3345811

 

what else by him is good?

 

I'm not really into him, but I love that song. That one kicks ass partly thanks to the Rick Rubin producing.

I also like that song with Jayz & Alisha Keyes let me look for it...

 

Didn't work either, but I'm watching the video on MTV.de now. Yo.

 

Ah, the Sex And The City II song.