The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I knew you'd say that.....that's a pet name.

 

Am too!!

 

Simmer down Jack I've nearly got your bottle ready :baby:

 

hm...what's in it?

 

Goats milk laced with whisky

 

:baby: nom nom nom nom nom :baby: nom nom nom nom nom :baby: nom nom nom

 

oh and Rohypnol

 

I'm such a bleeding heart liberal.

 

If you would tell me your name, it would make my day. :flirt:

 

:shock: Oh Go...*thump*

Eh.......no.

 

:28:

 

I just had such a great lunchbreak. Listening to my elderly co-workers discuss Lady Gaga is hilarious.

 

"Is that real meat? Where are my glasses?"

"Looks like it.... I can't believe it!! People die of hunger in this world!"

 

"What's that on her face here?"

"Glasses made of cigarettes."

"Glasses... made of.... cigarettes??"
(At this point I could practically see the error message flashing in my co-worker's brain. lol)

 

..

 

"Look at those shoes. It's impossible to walk in them!!"

"I think you don't actually walk in them. You wear them in bed."

"What? Why?"

"You know. It's a sex thing."

 

Willy Pepper..
Known to grow as long as 18"..Brings a tear to the eyes doesn't it?

 

A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”
The policeman asks, “Really?
And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies “My wife”.

 

Maybe someday I'll tell you.......if you ask nicely.