The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Well you were....I mean who would have imagined that they had a light so precariously placed on the floor that it protected your urinating penis onto the far wall.

 

looked like a dragon throwing up
didnt it?

 

.......or that the bar nuts were placed on a table right under that wall making it look like you were peeing right into the bowl...

 

Yes, yes it did.

 

very strange and odd night, barely remember most of it, but i do recall a frantic tone to your voice as you kept saying "put that fucking thing away before you kill someone!" so..
was that the same moment?

 

No no....that was much after, when we were stuffing the penguins with aubergines and Interpol was closing in.

 

that explains the stains then.
penquin blood and aubergines,

i do remember now. but its vague
if i recall we didnt kill the penguins first did we?
what an awful racket that was.

by the way i remember pissing on a penguin that was trapped in a cardboard box, i think.. surreal really when you think about it. i mean the fact that it couldnt escape despite the lack of a top was surprising to me. little bugger just kept shaking his head then run to another corner and jumping like an inch in the air, then fall, get back up and try again.
we were laughing at that pretty hard right? or was that another instance im thinking about?

 

Looks like I'm missing all the fun.

 

was it fun if i cant remember it?

 

Oh, most definitely. :friday:

 

Sir....sir...put that iguana down, he is not a play thing....no no!! do not insert that into its rectum...no..n....OH GOD DAM IT....I'm going to have to ask you to leave....sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now....no!! not with the iguana...just put the iguana down..put it down...just put it....

 

Hey! I'm gonna make iguana-on-a-stick! Now.... where's I put that bottle of BBQ sauce?

:33:

 

:shock:

 

It's tasty. Looks like I'm gonna have to settle on terriaki sauce though. Or I could bread it and go tempura. What do you think?

 

You sick bastard.

 

...said the goat fucker.






How's it going Jack? :hi:

 

Goats like it. :28:





I'm alright, my cold seems to be wearing off...which is good, I get needlessly aggravated when I have one. How have you been?