The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i like fish

 

Fishy!

 

i was being sneaky about it at first but then i was all

I EAT FISH

so now im better.

 

that is one unintelligent looking fish

 

im beginning to think this forum is dead

 

I like to take long, romantic walks... to the fridge.

 

It's OK, I'm here now.

 

hi

 

its a hodown

 

What's a hodown?

 

:neutral:

 

its a dance usally held in a barn in rural parts of America, you will find much drinking of moonshine whiskey and what is called (damn i cant remember)

 

Is that like square dance?

 

dammit its called square dancing
thats were a band plays a blue grass type music and a director or dj bellows out instructions to the masses for them to follow
thus creating a huge line dance type thing
very conformist really

 

One of my friends is actually a member of a square dance group. In England.

 

yes, sorry, thats exactly what would go on at a hoedown.
you would go to a hoedown, drink some moonshine whiskey and have a square dance while discussing farming, crops, and tractors.

 

do swing your partner round and round then properly bow her down and grace the crown

 

And spit and scratch your balls?