The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

German words have genders. In English it's easy, it's just "the" or "a/an".

In German it's der/einer (male), die/eine (female) and das/ein (neutral).

The penis = der Penis
The vagina = die Vagina
The condom = das Kondom

 

It was Jack that took the last Tim Tim Yay I swear

 

OMG what??? :shock:

 

I knew you were saving the last tim-tam to help quench the savage beasts hunger but Jack didn't care


I notice you are trying tgo teach the guys German...they reckon that by the time you have reached puberty its too late to learn new languages as your brains wiring starts to change

I learned French (and hated it) in Grade 8........damned cheese eating surrender monkeys

 

What the hell is a tim-tam?

I think Jack's brain is still capable of learning a new language because

a) I'm not sure he has reached puberty yet
b) he's a genius.

 

You can still learn, but it won't become your ingrained language.

I'd like to learn French too.

 

A) Just because my balls are smooth and shiny it doesn't mean I haven't reached puberty.

B) I am??

 

I speak a little French.

 

Crappy chocolate biscuits.

 

Mon dieu!

 

How little?

I mean if you were to talk to a Frenchman would you be talking very loudly and slowly or can you chat?

 

I would nod and smile and have no idea what they talk about.

I can just remember a few basics. Like "My name is..." etc.

 

I had a CD I used to practice from....but I've forgotten it by now I think, it had numbers, colous, common terms, etc.

 

You don't know about the chocolate coated biscuits with a creamy centre which are then coated once more with chocolate...no wonder you German are allways cranky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tam
and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tam_Slam for the ultimate indulgence






I know Jack hasn't reached puberty because his voice hsasn't broken yet

 

I never tried to learn with the help of a CD. I'd like to learn Spanish or Italian!

Or Australian.

 

Looks like shit bricks.

 

That's to complicated!

 

Tell me about it! I still struggle with this language.

 

You have't heard me talk. :28:

Just add "mate" and "craiky" to each sentence.

 

I hate Tim-Tams.