The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

It'd take me forever to learn German.

 

I wouldn't mind leaning.

 

You're almost fluent already, Jack.

 

OK here are some basics.

Goat = Ziege

Rake = Harke

Abyss = Abgrund

Testicles = Hoden

 

With Google by side!

 

I wouldn't either.

 

I live in Abgrund with my Ziege and my Harke both of whom like my smooth Hoden.

 

You should teach us.

 

I wouldn't know where to start!

Personal pronouns:

I = ich
you = du
he, she, it = er, sie, es

we = wir
you = ihr
they = sie

 

Trying to remember how they taught us reading and writing at school. They used a talking sock called Fu for it.

 

ich put my penis into Ziege and into Harke and into du......wir live in dumpster away from sie who sells sandal wax and er who does not shave Hoden.

 

We had picture books!

 

You're such a good pupil, Jack.

 

I've no cule how we learned, been to long.

 

They looked like this. Everyone had to make one and bring it to school. Mine was red because my mother didn't have any orange socks. Scarred me for life.

 

hehe.

 

Now the missing words:

Ich stecke meinen Penis in die Ziege und in die Harke und in dich... wir leben in einer M?lltonne weit weg von dem Sandalenwachsverk?ufer und dem Typen mit den unrasierten Hoden.