The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

first, lets discuss your mode of transport, i have ridden the 350 honda three wheeler, but never a 250, we switched to quads about the same year they came out mostly becouse of that whole, flip over frontward and break you neck thing.

we were racing around from field to field scouting i guess, (ive no idea what we were doing but it was fun) and shooting hand guns at things. so the areas that would have deers got a lot of attention, we would ride down past them slowly to see what was in there. and when one jumped out, i was off, they have amazing acceleration becouse i hit the gears as fast as i could but he put 50 or more yards on me before i was gaining and even then it was hard to catch up, when i was fairly close to the thing, i thought, if this fucker breaks right, im going right over top of him, so i slid directly behind figuring once i cought up very close, i would ease to one side and grab his tail

but there was a road that was coming up fast, so i had to brake. by the way, when i was all done, i was told chasing them is illegal and becouse i had a gun on me, i would have gone to jail. it would have also been my fault if a car would have hit the deer when it crossed the road ,i didnt know that either. woops. so anyway, hitting them would have been unlikely,

so lets discuss the second part,
where were you - were you perhaps riding in a deer sanctuary, how fast were you going, and if you hit it in the ass, did you get poop on you?

 

did you try and grab her tail?

 

No. Was I supposed to? I was too busy avoiding a crash with a shrubbery.

 

well i was just thinking if she saw you, and got scared, then she would pretty much grow a tail
and you could grab it.

why were you avoiding the shrubbery, where the hell do you ride that thing, dont they have sidewalks, and for the love of pete, if your riding though peoples landscaping couldn't you have chosen some that some old woman wasnt grooming.

she just wanted to get her tulips in before it was too late, next thing you know she is doing extreme gardening with some crazy lady on a cruiser bike with a basket on the front full of cats trying to kill her.

 

Old lady crosses the bicycle lane without looking left or right, I had to swerve to the right and almost landed in a shrubbery that happened to grow there. Sorry, I would have made it sound more exciting... but I'm tired after a visit to the dentist. And hungry too. I think I'm going to order something....

 

Are you on tumblr, bg?

 

no that sounds wonderfully exiciting, did the cats fall out of the basket or were they able to hang on

how was your trip are you in any pain,
how about a nice ovary stew with a chardonnay
a little off, but i always find chardonnay goes well with lunch no matter what it is

i dont know what that is. so i dont think i am let me check
nope im on a chair.
you?

 

I'm not in any pain, but I'm starving. I think I'll pass on the ovaries today and have some Thai food.

Tumblr is some sort of picture blog where you can follow other people and reblog their stuff. Some guy reblogged one of my pics and I thought it was you.

 

i dont know that ive ever eaten thai

im pretty much just on facebook and phun and stuff. that eats up a lot of my time, so sorry
but if i was on that, and i saw a picture of you, i would reblog it,
couse your pretty and i like you.. so
does that help

gosh i hope jack doesnt get upset with me saying that

 

It wasn't a pic of me, it was just a random image I found online of a girl sucking another girl's nipple. I use that blog to post erotic pictures.

 

OH i had no idea... now i may have to join just to see what you blog

i like to watch girls suck other girls nipples
and stuff...

 

man im typing like crap today, im cold to.. so my hands are shaking, that could be why
i need a space heater.

 

insom never got back with me
i guess he doesnt want to ride on my saucer sled.
darn

 

He's anti-social like that sometimes.

 

well thats just disappointing
i really thought we would look great out there flying along on the bean field and chasing deer with him bouncing behind on the saucer sled yelling something i couldnt hear, so i just assumed it was "go faster" becouse thats what they always do on television.

 

That does sound wildly romantic!

 

you know if you like, you can have a go at my saucer sled, but its not going to be as exciting as peddling hard though some old womans rhododendron's

 

Bg is taking me for a ride!

 

just remember
when we get close to the deer, grab its tail.