The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

1. a big penised boy
2. a dildo humidor
3. ovary stuffed toys
4. catnip
5. a baby

 

hohohohohohoohho Come and sit on my face.......errr I mean lap young lady hohohohohohohhoho

 

What's a dildo humidor?

 

Hmmmmm I can fix this all in one go by sending money into Jack Tippers paypal account

 

Like a cigar humidor...but for dildos.

 

Where did you guys go??

 

I have deided to go in the "lurking mode"
when you 3 are inter-acting

 

Ah so it's like a little pretty box to put my dildo in? Me like!

Lunch. And in a few minutes I have to go to the dentist.

 

I just ordered Running With Scissors.

 

Furbal and Yay...Decide

 

so now i cant remember if i randomly told this story yet here, im old and forget stuff

but did you know, that a 250cc four stoke quad-runner can catch a sprinting white tale buck deer if you have a big enough bean field?

i thought that was interesting. and fun.

 

What would I do with it once I caught it?

 

grab its tail.

 

Okay. I'm in.

 

you'll need a quad.. and a bean field.
if you dont have a bean field you can come here, we have a lot of them.
and a crash helmet. couse bean fields only look flat.

 

Well, we've already solved the bean field issue...

Now can I borrow your quad? & helmet?

 

no quad, ill be on that, but i do have a spare helmet
i guess we could do this, i have a round saucer sled.
but to catch a deer we have to be flat out, about 50mph or so

 

Not Even Funny. I Hit Two Fucking Deer One A Honda 250sx 3 Wheeler And One On A 250r 3 Wheeler! Chasing Them Is Funny As Hell! But When They Spook And Run Out Of A Covering Across Your Path Its Fucked Up ANd Hurts!!
We Need To Discuss This Further.......

 

I almost hit an old lady on my bicycle once.