The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

My boss just called me up to her office because of some computer issues... (believe it or not, I'm considered the computer expert in our small team )... turns out she somehow managed to replace a report of four pages with one single blank page. Don't ask me how she did it! And don't ask me how much it fills me with glee!

 

Me?.....no just like you and snow I've read about it and the recurring theme is the river has multiple uses and one of them is NOT drinking from it :2cent: as well as the heady aroma of bovine faeces

 

The Ganges looks like a stream of liquid poop.

 

But I hear they bottle it, aerate it and sell it as those guarana energy drinks

 

I could use an energy drink right now.
Or how about those drugs that make you really hyperactive and lessen your appetite at the same time?

 

That's what the aerated cat piss drinks like V is supposed to do by revving up your metabolism...I didn't mind the chocolate bar with it in it though but with a cup of coffee and i'd have some serious stomach cramps

 

I just want to be hyper and thin.

 

Why? I'd be afraid i'd break you in half if there wasn't that extra cushion for the pushin'

 

Well, I sleep too much lately and I just discovered that all my pants are one size too small now.

 

Yay have you found my alter ego on NS4W?

 

But it also means all your clothes are really tight fitting now too :32:

 

VillageIdiot?

 

Yep, very much so. Which is not good when you ride a bicycle!

 

In the cold and wet

 

I would do this :spank: to you but I don't think you would see it as a punishment

 

Tell me your ns4w name, please?

 

Oh I'm sure you don't know the half of it.

That's literally the case.

Yup, they do that too.

 

:28: no

 

Yes!

 

Never mind, I just added you.... FURRYBALLS!