The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Ohhh isn't that cute I had a kitten we named tripod...her maother was Bob (a rumpy riser Manx) and according to the vet was fairly normal with the breed but in a flat out race she was the fastest of the 4 cats I had at the time

 

I once had a boyfriend I nicknamed tripod.

 

Well you and Jack could start a new game on there

Open up a new ID pretending to be a 13 yo girl who is mad at her parents (who just don't understand her) who won't let her stay out late date unchaperoned etc etc And at the end of the week see how many justin bieber lookalikes you have each

I was watching a show awhile back and a computer safety expert created a false id using similar set up and in the space of an hour allready had 20 odd justin bieber lookalikes who were home sick from school and knew how she felt

 

Actually something more like this :

 

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I can imagine

Which reminds me of when I was working the graveyard shift at the Service Sation and two really drunk university girls come in and are loudly talking about who they are going to go home with that night and one at the top of her voice goes not one minute wonder and the other girl goes yeh but at leats he's hung like a horse so both girls obviously knew him intimately,,,,hopefully he wasn't a 1 minure wonder

 

Cabbage!

 

Late night gas station stories.

 

Lettuce!

 

Since I have an audience heres another

Wednesday night/Thursday Morning is when the drunk uni kids come in from $1 pots
Anyway two very drunk and very gay young men come in and head to the prophelactics section and very loudly voice their diaaproval at the lack of lubrication that they would like
And one of them goes Mr mobil Man you don't have any lubrication what do you recomend?
I had allready had a gutfull of drunks and suggested brake fluid
They asked if it would be good
And I told them it would give seem a feeling and sensation like they had never experienced before

If you have never had brake fluid on an open cut it stings like all buggery so on really sensitive parts

Damn fags never bought any though

 

I don't like that you used the word fags but the story is humorous.

 

Actually a couple of good friends are that way inclined and they refer to them that way...whats the more pc approach spidey?

 

I don't know.

My gay friends call themselves gay or homosexuals. I'm not hating on you I just don't like that word.

 

Sameway I don't like dykes for lesbians. It's just my preference. I didn't mean to call you out. Wanna sex it up just to make up for me doing that?

 

You on the down low eh Spidey
But seriously you'll offend someone no matter what little or much you do...I was just asking..not meant anything by it

 

I'm not gay but I do love me some Timberlake, Kid Rock, and Ben Affleck.

 

The strange thing is that they are a couple and one is best described as so camp he makes Richard Simmons look macho and the other one is a massive footballer who you make that kind of accusation to you'd expect him to smash your face in. Odd couple but very happy

 

Well no you're not because p4 and sid aren't grooming you
Nothing wrong with Justin Timberlake just look at some of the babes he's bagged

 

Timberlake has had some hotties.

 

Spidey is the only guy here I can talk about hot guys with.