The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Well if you can't beat them join them...... and go pick up that carving knife

 

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

 

I said people in Germany.

:shock:

I thought Germans didn't make jokes like that.



Props.

 

Well, there are our clients which are of course, if not quite political correct, crazy. Then there are my co-workers, which are actually sometimes worse. Not saying that I'm the only sane person here, but sometimes I just could yell at everyone all day.

 

Well from what I've heard he's pretty pale but then he could have that same condition that Michael Jackson had

 

It wasn't a joke actually.
Learned it from the last guy I had an affair with, a New York Jewish boy.

 

Oh, from The City?

'Cos there's no other City than New York? :wink:

 

You should get to know a few Germans, ares. It might make you rethink some of your WW2 stereotypes that you seem so fond of.

 

That's a filthy lie.

 

:shock:

I know plenty of Germans. Good, solid fighters, the lot of 'em.

Unlike the French.

 

Well just put on your Tshirt that says

Gone out of my Mind
Be Back Soon​

 

Yeah, the French are lazy cowards.

 

Stop picking on the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

 

Hmmm, maybe, although I quite like the one I'm wearing now which says: Nothing says "I Love You" more than a good fisting:

 

So you're kosher then yay

 

Tease

 

Well, it's the joke. We respect the Germans. They tried twice.

Our mutual allied history stretches further back than it does with the French. Hence the respect for the Germans and the distaste for the French.

`Oh, we must surrender. They might harm Paris.`

Fucks.

And how come you see a thousand films about the glorious Resistance but like two about the Vichy?

 

Yay how about

I Don't suffer from Insanity
I enjoy it​

 

I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane.