The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Is it dis a German day today?

 

:Eyecrazy: :yawn:

 

I was just trying to translate that as I was thinking you were still talking with a german accent just checked the calender and why YES it is

 

Vell zat suckz.

 

You keep that up and you won't be able to walk straight

 

Ooooh jaaaaaa I am kommmmmmink!!! :Eyecrazy:

 

but only for another 3 hours then it is lay shit n an Aussie day OI OI OI

 

I feel very accent-less in this crowd.....I feel I should acquire an accent too.

What shall I go for??

 

No, you can't have an accent, you speak flawless Queen's English and stick your pinky out as always.

 

Let me know when you get past 12 orgasms.....that was the best I could do in one sitting with one of my exes

 

Now you're just bragging. :28:

 

A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that size".

 

A man went to a Costume Party with nothing but a young woman on his back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." The man replied.
"What a load of crap!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong, mate," the fellow replied. "That's Michelle".

 

Without trying to stereocast you and quench yays burning lust how about this one
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well it was just that one and she wasn't a moaner or a screamer but a heavy breather

 

:Eyecrazy: :aargh4: :aargh4: :Eyecrazy: :32: :redface:

 

Still looking for the perfect emoticon sequence depicting an orgasm....

 

She probably faked it.