The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Well, we are wacky.

 

Mmm-hmm.

That's how it starts.

 

`Oooh` and `Aaaah`, but then there's running, and screaming.

 

so you have the same German adult videos as I do by the sound of things ares

 

Recently been getting clips of a lot of old Swedish and German sex comedies.

Shame they don't make them anymore. :sad:

 

Wacky aren't they

 

Some hot women doing the nasty.

'Course, these days those types of women just do porn.

 

Old German sex comedies? I think my father still has a lot of them on VHS!

 

See, if you were Austrian, I could make some particularly low-brow Fritzl joke.

Alas, no.

 

German.......Austrian........French whats the difference

 

Between German's and Austrians? Not a lot. They sing more in Austria. Climb every mountain, too.

As for the French; take away the blue stripe and the red stripe and their flag sums them up nicely.

 

My father's name is Fritz.

 

See, now there's a pre-packed gag right there.

Which takes all the fun out of it.

 

My aunt actually married an Englishman after the war, which pissed my grandpa off to no end.

 

Lunch break!

 

Obviously, she liked winners.

*runs away giggling*

 

Bratwurst and Bier

 

That reminds me of a bad joke


A German pilot is coming into land at Hamburg airport and starts speaking in German to the Air controller when he is asked to speak in English. He goes why I am a German flying a german plane into a german airport. He is told to speak only in English as its the international language. he continues to make trouble and asks why should he when over the airwaves comes a crisp clean English voice Because we won the war old chap Because we won thw war

 

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