The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

No its a sex toy that looks like a crustaceanthat is endemic to the Moreton bay area of Queensland.......sort of like a butterfly with with a butt plug
I've tried googling it but it only has pictures from above

 

thats it but its made out of latex and the feet vibrate(you are supposed to wear it under your clothes)

 

I WANT ONE!!!

 

I'll send you one over and in the customs declaration i'll put kinky sex toy now what is you work address again

Although I don't know if they make them anymore as it was a real 1980's item

 

Don't send it here, my co-workers might steal it!!

 

furball rarely have i enjoyed posts as much as
yours today..maybe when Billy was alive, or ares even

 

That reminds me of when I was working delivering Chinese food years ago

We had an order from the local sex shop and the smartarse waitress goes "Oh you;d know where that is wouldn't you?

Anyways I go down there and deliver the Chinese and relate the story to the workers there. And I thought I'd have a bit of fun and asked if they had a gift box/wrapping that I could use. But they had some vibrators that were supplied by the supplier so they gave me one of those and wrapped it up for me. I took it back and walked in where the waitress and her friend were and after some mre smart aleck comments from her. I handed over the package which she was going yeah right until she hears and feels a thunk . Her friend has a peek and goes cool its a zebra and says that if she doesn't want it can she have it...

Ah you had to be there

 

I would hope that Billy and Ares will come back someday...not too sure what happened to them but I'm glad to have been of service but I hate to run but its getting late and I have to get up early to work

So Goodnight A.tab and Yay and Jack(I know you're there)

 

Bye bye furball..
nice talking to you..
later

 

Bye guys

 

New season of Bored To Death!

 

Bazinga!

 

I wish I could hit upon a pleasant track of thought, a track indirectly reflecting credit upon myself, for those are the pleasantest thoughts, and very frequent even in the minds of modest, mouse-coloured people, who believe genuinely that they dislike to hear their own praises.

 

I'll bet your local am-pm doesn't have this offer....



Well, maybe Insomniac's does.

 

Boredom is the legitimate kingdom of the philanthropic.
Virginia Woolf

 

Bazinga?