The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Go suck a trough lolly, you dag.

 

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Bringeth it on!

 

Its funny because we've had some blokes over from Zimbabwe and the Phillipines and they complain that over there the things that will kill you at least you know about it....interestingly enough we have the most venemous spiders and snakes in the world and the big things are harmless

 

See what I mean.

 

The real fun thing to do with the Indian call centres is to use as much slang as possible and to speak really fast...that really pisses them offand you usually get transferred back to an Australian call centre

 

This bloody washing machine is cactus.

 

I'm not that bad, what I struggle with more is not to slap the person across the head and tell them to use Queen's English.

 

Wraps a special care package for Jack containing a red back and funnel web spider and a red bellied black and taipan snake

 

I liked to watch Steve Irwin pulling those poisonous things out of their holes and hiding places and telling the world what a beaut they are.

 

Thats real ocker of you yay

 

Let me perve at your old fella!!

 

Stick your pinky out when you slap them!!

 

Oh god I've created a monster

 

Pash!

 

Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing

 

After we've hit the turps spunk hopefully you're not a two pot screamerand sinceyour're a good sort maybe we'll chuck a sickie cause you seem like quite a root rat

 

I can just picture some zealous tourist running into the water smiling and shouting....while some shark is swimming around just off the coast thinking "we eat tonight!!!'.