The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners

I like that

 

I went to the store this morning...beer and nachos for me

 

You guys make me want to watch it

 

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

That's why it's on my sig.

I got that too, plus potato chips and onion dip and tortillas and salsa.

You should, ought to be really good game.

 

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

They don't even show it here, plus I don't know the first thing about football

 

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone.
Dwight D. Eisenhower