The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

DEAR FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY *checks* *double checks* WEDNESDAY!

 

Whenever there is a full moon I feel the need to stand on all fours and howl...... just for the fuck of it.

 

Nobody ever dies a virgin because the universe fucks every single person.

 

I once drank wine in a tea cup because I was forced to attend a tea party and the only way I could do so was if I was sufficiently drunk.

 

I believe in something....I forget what it is but I think somebody wrote a book about it.

 

I believe you.

 

I want to make a difference in the world....no not just donate 50 bucks to Green Peace.....I mean a real difference in the world that we live in today. Look around you, everything is chaotic and almost every other person is corrupt. Well I plan to solve all those thing, I know my method might not be accept by all, but I think it's the only way.....we must surrender ourselves to the Martians.

 

smile dam it!

 

911 Emergency doesn't respond for paranormal activity.....you just have to call the GhostBusters.

 

Can I see the leather whip in green please.

 

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers

 

I doubt they'd want us.

 

They might.....but we would probably have to be their sex slaves.

 

Sasquatch!!!!

 

dancing sasquatch!

 

my banana is broken :sad2: