The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I haven't gone through the whole thing yet so I don't even know the top ten.

 

I didn't know egging was a popular thing to do in England...

You should egg them back!



and on a side note, TP'ing a 100-150 foot (30-45 meter) tall tree is a killer for your arm

 

It's funny, one year I just gave out apples and all the kids looked so disappointed. This year I'm probably gonna be out fortunately.

 

at least you didn't give out pencils and rulers like this one lady did when I was 6...

 

Nice sig afx.

You gave out APPLES?!?! You meanie!

 

What a waste of eggs. Actually when I was younger I fell victim to a drive by egging. They pulled up next to me and threw it right in my face.

 

like I said, not as bad as pencils and rulers.



AFX, you should give out sugar packets lol

 

I'm not giving out shit this year.

 

damn...

and apparently, throwing an open chocolate milk carton at a car's front windshield is hilarious

or dude... WATERBALLOON those fuckers that try to egg your house!

 

Or another brilliant idea...

buy one of those crazy super soakers and watergun everyone (or a powerful garden hose works just fine).

 

I was merely pointing out the nutritional benefits, plus I had a huge load of 'em.

 

These are good ideas Drowning but I think I'll probably just go to the pub instead.

 

great idea.

and you should go up to random hot women and say "trick or treat!"

 

When I was still living in the house I grew up in, I had a habit of looking out the windows when I was bored. One night I was standing at the front door looking out the window. I was wearing jeans and that's it. Next thing, some kids pull up in front of the house, open the car door and throw pumpkin shit out on our lawn. My car was parked in the driveway, ready to go. So I whipped the door open ran to my car as they sped off. My car was faster and I caught up to them on a main road. They were scared shitess! I chased 'em at about 80 mph till I got their license plate number. Turned 'em in. They were, like, 17 years old -- they were in dad's car and I heard they got in a shitload of trouble.

 

I know a few places where that line could possibly work.

 

The places I know cost you $20.

 

Nice.

 

Their timing couldn't have been worse, unless I was already in my car with it running.

 

I was waiting for someone to make that joke.

On the subject though, how easy is it to have a one night stand in America? Over here you really can go to the nearest club and almost guarantee to find a willing girl, as long as you don't look like the elephant man.

 

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