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The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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    A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
     
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    Seen it all, done it all,............ can't remember most of it.
     
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    What is the difference between men and women.... A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
     
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    What's the difference between light and hard? ............ You can sleep with a light on.
     
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    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?........... After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
     
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    Its called selective amnesia, smi;)
     
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    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? ...........The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
     
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    Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? ............To stop the snoring before it starts.
     
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    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
     
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    sometimes I thank god for it! :lol:
     
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    Never trust a dog to watch your food.
     
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    "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
     
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    threee, two letter words that mean small.............is it in
     
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    Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
     
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    What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?.............. They're married.
     
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    Definition: "making love"What a woman does to a man while he's fucking her...
     
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    What did the banana say to the vibrator?............. What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
     
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    How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?............ His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!
     
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    "Y2K-Y Jelly: when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before!"
     
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    A bikini is the closest thing to a barbed-wire fence...it protects the property without obstructing any of the view.
     
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