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The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Sancho, May 11, 2006.

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  1. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Hehe, Your not ! ;)
     
  2. JayHoo

    JayHoo Etpäs ymmärrä ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    a beautiful blonde was driving outside athens and
    his car breaks down suddenly.

    then two greek guys approach her yannis and tassos
    and ask her if she needs help .

    she says yeah please it doesnt run.

    tassos makes a signal to yannis and tell her ,

    well we can fix your car but if you agree to have
    sex with us ...!
    she says are U crazzy but then she thinks if
    they dont fix her car somebody else might come
    and rape her anyhow .

    then she says okay guys but under one condition
    you have to use condom and leave the condom on...!
    otherwise I will get pregnant...

    tassos and yannis look at eachother since they never
    heard of such thing called condom , they say okay.

    so she put on both condoms and have sex with them
    and ofcourse they fix the car and she goes on.

    after one week yannis calls tassos ,
    hey tassos , I cannot stand it anymore ,
    I will take that thing off ...
    I dont care if she gets pregnant...!
     
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  3. JayHoo

    JayHoo Etpäs ymmärrä ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    there was a plane with 4 passangers ,
    one greek ,, one armenian , one Turkish and
    his 10 year old son...

    suddenly pilot makes an announcement,
    gentlemen we have a technical problem and I urge
    to take the three parachutes which we have and jump
    to save at least 3 of your lives...

    the armenian says , well I am from california and
    I will be the next governor and I cannot die ,
    so he takes one parachute and jumps...

    then the greek guy , says , I have a large fleet
    of ships and I am very smart so I shouldnot die and
    he takes one of the bags and jumps...

    then the Turkish father says , sonny I am old
    you have to live and grow older , please take the
    last parachute and save yourself...

    the 10 year old turkish boys says,
    daddy dont worry we can jump together since we still have two parachutes ...!
    father says how comes son there was only three??

    the kid says , the very smart greek guy took my
    school backpack and he jumped dad...!
     
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  4. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    You BASTARD ... don`t be that way ! ;):):p:p:p
     
  5. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    I'm gonna make some more hotwings, and cool down some more cider, CAUSE I'M OUT OF COLD CIDER
     
  6. haydaddict

    haydaddict Smiley King ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Who is using it still?:confused:


    :bryce::wt::asshole:
     
  7. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    You "Chicken Eater" .... and that would not be a problem even in Your country ! ;)
     
  8. 2001pm

    2001pm 2+2 is on my mind...

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    Hi gang. :wave:
     
  9. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    what?
     
  10. haydaddict

    haydaddict Smiley King ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    Morning PM ;)
     
  11. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Having a refrigerator !
     
  12. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Hej PM ! :D
     
  13. JayHoo

    JayHoo Etpäs ymmärrä ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    my frigdge is -18c then
     
  15. haydaddict

    haydaddict Smiley King ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Now that is about Inuk level ! ;)

    I just said ... put some more in the refrigerator ... about +8 !;)
     
  17. MarkyMark1971

    MarkyMark1971 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    Hey PM!
     
  18. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    How can i put Your 16K in the HoF ? :confused:
     
  19. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    I put em in the freezer :p
     
  20. Magge

    Magge Yoda no more, just a friendly alpaca lover ! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member Movers & Shakers Power Poster The Alpaca Whisperer Phun Award Holder

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    Your in a hurry ! ...;)
     
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