The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

Yeah, I guess she's borderline acceptable.

Question for everyone: do you have a moment when you went from thinking "girls are icky" to "I WANT SEX!!!"?

For me, it was when I was in middle school and the SI Swimsuit issue showed up with this:


Elle sent from boy to man in 2 seconds.

 

My sister had this Viz annual which i had a sneaky look at.

It had boobies in it, in the non-biology lesson sense.

I've been hooked ever since.

 

i dont know why, but i think it was like 6th grade summer, probably saw a hot chick on the beach or something

 

It was middle school for me too. The class went on a trip to a mini golf/water park. A girl in my class, who I never really noticed before, but thinking back was the first to really develop, was wearing a bikini top and shorts. I remember watching her get out of the bumper boats pool and started to feel something different. Been a constant hunt for poon since then.

 

or maybe i found my brothers playboy, may have been that

 

FWIW, that cover was 1988 which made me 13 years old.

7th grade I guess.

Within 2 weeks, all the vaseline in the house had disappeared.

Oddly, I'd discovered dad's stash of Penthouse/Playboy a year earlier but didn't put them to use until after this cover arrived (after which they were put to good and regular use).

 

What's Viz? Link or description or full name?

 

I do remember, vividly, when i first looked at a real girl and thought `woah`

We used to go to this caravan park throughout the season (Mar to Oct time), weekends and holidays. Anyway, my sister had this friend who was the same age as me. Never thought of her as a `girl`, until one day, i'd just turned 10, we were playing football and she rolled up her t-shirt (a green t-shirt) under her arms, baring her stomach.

Add that to the cut off jeans......and little ares learned a whole new biological lesson.

 

It's kinda hard to describe. Sort of like a dirty comic book.

Hang on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comic)

 

The infinite wonders of wikipedia.

 

hmm for some reason i thought it was gonna some womens magazine

 

Hah, yeah, a week or two after that cover came out I llooked down at my lab partner's hands in science class. Her fingers were long and thin and I couldn't think of anything but them doing naughty things to me.

That was the first time I remember thinking about a _real_ girl that way, and it was fucking vivid at the time.

In retrospect, quite tame.

 

Anyone ever use Prodigy? I remember when I got that and somehow figured how to get naked pics, such a good time. Took about 15 min to download 1 pic, but so worth it.

 

Ah, the innocent fumblings of youth. For whom the concept of `double anal` was an inexplicable concept.



Unlike now......

 

i was one year old when that cover came out, and i dont remember prodigy but i remember dial-up, it was like a dream when i first got high-speed

 

And yet I've still never really gotten into that--one guy is my limit in porn. I want to imagine myself in his place, and not with some other dude in the same room (let alone orifice).

 

I remember i was travelling when the world changed.

Winter of '97, people were still handing out home addresses and the like to people.
But by the summer of '98, it was email's. Totally changed the nature of the travelling community. And the wider 'Verse beyond.

 

Prude.

 

the internet was definitely a major change in our society, for better or worse who knows, but i know the internet lets me find free porn so its good in my book

 

Hey, whatever you like--it certainly doesn't offend me. Just doesn't get me going.

EDIT: But I know there's a lot of stuff that I like that others don't. Just a matter of taste!