The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

that picture is so hot it hurts

 

I just checked out the `Norkys` on phun - damn nice boobs on her. Gives me a sort of `Latina Monica Bellucci` feel in my nethers.

 

I'm too drunk to go on, I'm tagging out. Don't let me down scribbles!

 

Catch you later, insomniac

 

She's definitely a personal favorite of mine

 

Y'see - movement in the nethers, just from that pic. And both sets of eyes.

 

If you were to ask me what my perfect woman is physically speaking, she's it. Add a sharp mind and a wry sense of humor and I'm good to go. I love that long black hair, trim bod with curves in all the right places. She's fuckin' smokin' hot. Jesus.

I'd be all over that Sandra Martinez chica as an alternate though!

 

I don't know about the definitions, but the content of character is the same.

Smart, interested, with a fine vein of black humour. An ability to grasp sarcasm, for that is something a Briton is born with. An understanding of the line between satire and insult. Long hair - i'm enlightened enough to realise the hair thing is because my mum's got long hair; the joys of imprinting.
Shorter than me, so i can do the strong, protective schtick. Being 6'4, that substantially widens my target field.
As for body type, i'm a little odd. Gemini, don't you know, so i'm all fucked up generally.
I can go from Emmy Rossum to Kim Kardashian to Maria Sharapova (and Camilla Belle) and end up with Hayden Panitierre without taking a breath.

Eclectic. Or greedy and indecisive.

Either works.

 

I agree.

As a man, i succumb to the first physical impression. I'm not proud of it, but there's also nothing else i can do about it. It's genetics - it's the way we're built. And, as the line goes, why fuck with billions of years of evolution? It got us here, didn't it?

However, as an enlightened (ish) man, i don't allow purely superficial precepts to dominate my path in relation to someone worth talking to or someone worth pursuing.

Superficiality is one of the curses of our time.

Sure, the pretty blonde might be easy on the eye, and i'm sure she'd be fun to fuck, but then what? I tend to avoid entanglements with anyone that doesn't know what's happening in the world beyond our shores, or thinks `space is really big`, or thinks that `OK` is the height of journalistic integrity and all politicians tell the truth.

 

Kim Possible is hot

 

Now, that's a segue.

 

I'm still here, bitch; keep your panties on.

There are other places to the internet, y'know? President Gore told me so.

 

hi people

 

Ooh, a girl.

*gets all confused*

 

No life experience dealin with "girls" arespilgrim?

 

man some f you guys are deep into conversations tonight.

 

you are so mean.

 

Damn - you discovered my dirty little secret.

If i can't talk about titties and beer every fourth post, i start evolving and shit.

 

Hey, azz.

I can be a lyrical `mofo` when i want to be.

 

Hey spidergal - where's that Ellen gif from?